Hello friends,
Hope everyone had a delightful Halloween yesterday. We celebrated the holiday with a costume bate, as well as a Crafturbate where we created our own Halloween masks, followed by a great bate session. We'll be crafturbating again on December 17th (ticket links for the glazing of cock cookies cums out 12/1!), but for November we're looking forward to three great jo gatherings including the return of Union Suit bate. Join us!
xo, Stumptown
NOVEMBER MEETUPS
November 9 Second Sunday Union Suit bate: wear your union suit, long johns, pajamas...whatever you need to stay warm, as long as you don't mind a few lube stains from 4-6pm
November 23 4th Sunday bate from 4-6pm.
November 26 Last Wednesday Bate from 6-8pm.
Check ins: Are the first 30 minutes of each event at the light blue/green gated door off the parking lot. Gate is locked after the thirty minute check in.
Location: Asylum Underground is at 1006 SE Grand, in the Arcoa Building with access from the blue/green gate in the parking lot north of the 7-11
Parking: Park in any unmarked spot in the lot, or on the street. Don't leave anything in the car!
Lockers: Please bring your own lock. Leave valuables at home. We have almost enough locker space for everyone, so please consider sharing with a friend.
JO ONLY CODE OF CONDUCT AND CONSENT
These are jack off-only events and we require that you read & agree to the Stumptown Strokes Code of Conduct prior to attending. You must be at least 18 to attend. No lips below the hips.
Sexy talk in the play space is hot, but please take any other conversations out to the changing room.
No one visibly intoxicated will be admitted. Enjoy Stumptown sober, and join us for a beer (if so inclined) and food after the Sunday events!
And remember: consent is sexy. Get permission (verbal or non-verbal) before touching someone, and nothing goes inside anyone's anything EVER! Well, not including making out with your buddy, but you know what we mean.
EVENT TICKETS
Click the EVENT TICKETS button above to get your Stumptown ticket. Standard event tickets are only $15 each. We will send an email reminder to ticket holders the day before the event. No need to print your ticket as your name will be on the list. Hot tip: the ticket link will always take you to the current month of events!
ON ARRIVAL
It’s required that guys at our events take off all their clothes upon entry (unless it's Union Suit Bate), which keeps it hot for everyone. So let it all hang out – whatever your body type. You're free to wear shoes or socks if you like, but from the ankles up we'll all be the same! We do not have a clothes check but you can store your clothes in a locker (bring a lock) or bring a backpack or bag. We cannot be responsible for your belongings so please leave valuables at home.
POST EVENT FOOD AND DRINK
After the Sunday events, everyone is encouraged to go to Lucky Lab 915 SE Hawthorne Blvd for no host food and drink. Head over there and join us for more social time. This is a great way to get to know the hotties that you just jacked off with! Grab a larger table (outside if weather permits) if you’re the first to arrive.
HEALTH PRECAUTIONS & CANCELATIONS
Stay home if you aren't feeling well or showing any signs of illness. Please send us an email at least 24 hours before the event if you need to cancel. With 24 hour notice we're happy to 1: refund your money, 2: move your spot to another event within in the current month, or 3: gratefully accept your donation to the masturbation mission. We can't offer refunds with less than 24 hours notice.
BATOR BALM ONE STOP LUBE SHOP
Anyone who's visited Stumptown Strokes knows the miracle of unscented Bator Balm, and now you can also order an XL tub of your very own directly from us and pick it up at Stumptown! This stuff is truly the best, and made by the cool folks at Bator Balm
STUMPTOWN JIZZ RAGS! Just a few of these left!
Twitter (problematic as it is)
Sniffies
BlueSky
And we're now on FetLife! Join us!
EVENTS ORGANIZED BY FRIENDS OF STUMPTOWN
November 8 The Satyr's Glen from 1:30-4pm. Welcoming all Faeries and Satyrs to the Portland Satyr's Glenn Sex Magic Ritual. Together, by focusing on the worship of Pan, Phallus, and other phallic gods in a sacred temple space, we will reclaim our joyous sexual selves and connect with our brothers. The ritual will combine masturbation, oral sex, and magic to create a brotherhood of happy, horny Satyrs.
You can expect intimate sexual discussions, guided meditation, sacred readings, and ambient music culminating in an ecstatic orgy of self-guided and group sexual play. Join us! Questions to thesatyrsglen@gmail.com
November 19 RUMBLE from 7-9pm. RUMBLE is a men/masc wrestling fetish play party. Submission-style, pro fantasy, rip and strip, ab play, or wrestle for top. Wear whatever you like: singlet, jeans, speedo, jock, lucha mask, pup gear, or nothing at all. Come with a playmate/opponent, find one there, or just enjoy watching. Sexual play is welcomed but absolutely not necessary. Email rumblepdx@gmail.com
November 28 HIMEROS NAKED YOGA & TANRA from 5-8pm.
Join other men in a transformation of the body & spirit through meditation, partner assisted yoga, and group massage. We’ll practice raising Kundalini energy from within and channel inner and outer bliss. We’ll move from tension to relaxation in the physical body, suffering to love in the emotional body, and duality to Oneness in our spirit. Join us for a unique and special experience living authentic, bold and embracing our naked powerful truth.
Space is limited. All Trans, Bisexual and Cis Queer men are welcome. Equity pricing is offered on the low end of a sliding scale. Inclusive abundance pricing if you can give more to assist others. Please adjust price at checkout and GIVE as you are able. A discount for all QTBIPOC men is available
OTHER EVENTS AT ASYLUM UNDERGROUND
November 29 Sample Asylum presents an all-gender play party with a variety of vetted Tasters offering a sampling of BDSM activities. 8pm-1am
ABOUT ASYLUM UNDERGROUND
Asylum Underground is a member driven, kink & sex positive event space run by a volunteer board of directors. If you have an idea for an event or private rental that you would like to see or host in our space please reach out to this email or asylumundergroundpdx@gmail.com, and spread the word to your friends who might need access to our playroom for events, workshops, play parties, etc.
Hope to see you at Stumptown Strokes!
xo Stumptown Strokes
https://www.stumptownstrokes.com